Estonian

a person from estonia, a very beautiful country in northeast europe.
liivi was born in estonia, therefore she is estonian.
estonians are an extremely happy group of people with lineage stemming from the small european nation estonia. predominantly blonde haired, blue eyed beauties. you can distinguish “kodu eestlased” native estonians from non-estonian born estonians by their lanky, disproportionate limbs (ex. legs and arms looking like the appendages of a daddy long leg spider). real estonians drink vodka for the most part until they are good and jolly, or black out and engage in activity with the opposite s-x that is never really that awkward in the morning (as is often with americans). with an extremely high tolerance for alcohol, what better way to end a celebratory evening (celebratory evening= anytime 2 or more estonians are together and drinking) than crossing right arm over left and holding hands in a circle known as soprus ring, humming notes and saying prayers in a foreign tongue (estonian) startling innocent non-estonian onlookers who imagine they are witnessing cult activity.
karl has long disproportionate arms and legs and appears to be a viking. karl must be an estonian.

jaan speaks russian and attends sportipaev but ei raagi eesti keel. jaan is not really an estonian.
estonians are an extremely happy group of people with lineage stemming from the the small european nation estonia. prodominantly blonde haired, blue eyed beauties. you can distinguish “kodu eestlased” native estonians from non-estonian born estonians by their lanky, disproportionate limbs (ex. legs and arms looking like the appendages of a daddy long leg spider). real estonians drink vodka for the most part until they are good and jolly, or black out and engage in activity with the opposite s-x that is never really that awkward in the morning (as is often with americans). with an extremely high tolerance for alcohol, what better way to end a celebratory evening (celebratory evening= anytime 2 or more estonians are together and drinking) than crossing right arm over left and holding hands in a circle known as soprus ring, humming notes and saying prayers in a foreign tongue (estonian) startling innocent non-estonian onlookers who imagine they are witnessing cult activity.
karl has long disproportionate arms and legs and appears to be a viking. karl must be an estonian.

jaan speaks russian and attends sportipaev but ei raagi eesti keel. jaan is not really an estonian.
estonian girl is:
1. pretty
2. but cruel and evil
3. they smoke(most of them)
4. they suck

estonian guy is:
1. cool
2. pretty
3. fit
4. nice
5. handsome etc.
you should come to estonia and meet some cool people
also reffered as esstonian. an extremely slow person, physically and mentally. people who spend forever to do anything and have a high dislike for russians. they hate to be reminded of the ussr times, and this why they removed bronze soldier, symbol of victory in ww2.

sometimes estonian is called kurat. kurat is the nickname given to an estonian by nonestonians.

it takes forever to get somewhere by estonian airlines. they are known to be the slowest ones in the world.
you must be an estonian, it took you 5 years to read this book.
stupid, disoriented, unconcious
it’s late, so i’m quite estonian right now.
a totally nondescript nationality, used as a cover when you don’t want to admit your true nationality
if anyone asks, we’re estonians!