esurprise
what you get when the guy you just met on eharmony turns out to be a big tool.
susan: well. i’m dating a new guy, but we’ve been out 4 times already. the last guy turned out to be a tool.
me: big esurprise
the result of meeting and/or dating someone on eharmony who turns out to be a huge tool/douchebag/broham.
susan: yea, we dated for 3 weeks, but he turned out to be a tool.
david: big esurprise.
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