ET in a Headlock


a comical act of squeezing ones nut sack so that ones t-st-cl-s extrude out of the top of their fist thus appearing like et in a headlock. usually shown to some unsuspecting person.
kory: “have you ever seen et in a headlock?”
ballz: “ahhh no.”
kory: “squeezes out b-lls”
ballz: “ahh sh-t dude, i can see your veiny b-lls!!!”
kory: “ha ha, i got you good f-cker!!!”

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