Eta Phi
eta phi (viiiv)
a group of girls at roanoke college that figured that rushing phi mu wasn’t exciting enough without hazing. they consist of girls who were spoiled through childhood and have s-x with anything that carries a lacrosse stick and a bottled (most likely canned) alcoholic beverage.
unfortunately, most eta phi girls are extremely hot. proceed to one of these girls with caution.
an example of an eta phi’s future:
lacrosse dude: ayo dude man, you goin’ to pi lam tonight?
lacrosse dude #2: yeah man, i’m gonna be all up in an eta phi’s -ss.
lacrosse dude: ahh yeah, i think i want to do the same.
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