e.t as f*ck, when one gets so wasted they communicate exclusively in e.t noises.
this dude sitting next to me at the bar is etaf
a cankleboot is a term used to describe the unfortunate effect of ankle boots creating the visual effect of the wearers calf and ankle merging into one cankle. this often occurs when the boot is the right size for the wearers foot but is too small for the wearers calf. “omg you can’t wear those […]
- jake chaparro
the cutest thing ever. he gives really good hugs and you can’t ever get enough of him. he’s an amazing human, especially to kaylee. did you see that jake chaparro? he’s really attractive.
- slip cat
when the d*ck misses the v*g*n*l entrance during s*xual intercorse i completely slip-catted last night with ashley, went into the back door instead
1. a word used to give an alternative, or another opinion. a synonym for but; however; even though most teachers are over 30, resonutually jessica’s teacher is 27.