when a girl puts you in the friend zone for more than 3 years.
d*mn i guess tyler’s stuck in the eternal friend zone. megan has had him there for at least 4 years.
- tumblr sl*t
a tumblr sl*t is someone who likes to post their nudes or naked videos of themselves on their tumblr feed. “she’s definitely a tumblr sl*t you can tell by her feed.”
when you are led to believe something will be awesome when in fact it’s a steaming pile of excrement. that burger ad looks nothing like what you ordered, aw man, you’ve been samsunged. buying a samsung smartphone and finding out that your new phone wont receive updates and you will be stuck with an ancient […]
- broke *ss clown
someone who is not only brokey broke but a clown as well. i always knew you were a clown but since you haven’t even tried to get a job since you got fired from your job a year ago, you’re a broke *ss clown!
good at art and creative messes about and chills with and people in school, wants to mess about because his friends do, likes to buy expensive stuff and has a lot of money at all times but he will not buy things for his friends. a friend: buy me this because you got money a […]