Ethan Johnson


a rude boy who will seem nice at first but will treat you like trash. dont be decieved by his looks hes just a bully.
girl: theres this boy at my school he use to be so nice and sweet but now hes a d-ckhead.
friend: is his name ethan johnson
girl: yes how did you know
friend: its a secret my friend

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