Ethan van Jaarsveld
he is one of thε few real men left in thε world αnd is very loyal to his partner. he is one of thε most intelligent boys yσu will find in today day αnd age. he is α keeper. he’s very kind αnd warm hearted αnd has α good sense of humor. he is α best friend αnd α lover who will never bring out thε dull side in yσu
ethan van jaarsveld
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