ethiopian can opener


a frozen log of human feces used to simulate a p-n-s in s-xual stimulation.
(frozen poo d-ld-)
i didn’t have a d-ld- so i made an ethiopian can opener instead
n. – slang for a fetishists d-ld-. feces from either the man or woman, is frozen to a solid state, then used as a penetrating device to achieve s-xual pleasure.

v. – the act of using a frozen t-rd to penetrate the -n-s of a man or woman.
– this ethiopian can opener in my -ss sure feels good!

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