Ethiopian phonebox
1.someone who has a m-ss of phone numbers but no one ever answers their calls.
2. a social loner.
3. someone who thinks everybody likes them when n-body actually does.
bill:”oh god here comes ben, he’s such an ethiopian phonebox.”
ben:”hey”
bill:”oh hey”,-thinks-,”i wish he would leave us alone!”
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