etm.
latin abbreviation for the literal translation of “and sh-t”, specifically, “et merda”. just like “etc.” (and so forth), “i.e.” (that is), and “e.g.” (for example), “etm.” can be used to abbreviate “and sh-t”.
at the farmer’s market i got tomatoes, cuc-mbers, radishes, etm.
i was just taking care of bills etm. before he came over.
eric the midget from the howard stern show.
did you hear etm this morning? he was a total douche as usual.
the less gothic way of saying ems, since it actually stands for the entire t-tle of the neopets board evil things and monster sightings.
noob: omg hi i’m new to etms hi everyone :d
emser: gtho ems, noob.
when one is requesting that they are “dtm” it is a proper response to notify the other you have enough to match them. this is used for when someone is down to match you on a blunt, jount or general quant-ty.
benny ficial : yo, i am dtm dtm dtm…
jesse : i am on that etm
education through music
dude: “hey man, i understand what tupac meant by “mark -ss b-tches”!
dude2: “you are now achieving etm dude!”
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