ETPH


e.t. phone home. isn’t it obvious?
et: e.t… phone…. hooooommmmeee. (etph)

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    a desired vintage, antique, unique, original, or hard to find item. the missing earrings that go to my grandmothers vintage necklace are a barity. i am looking for a barity for my mothers birthday.

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  • Barnied Out

    used to describe a person drunk beyond recognition. originated after seeing a person at the bars face so red it was almost purple like barnies. me and my boy where barnied out the other night at the bar.

  • Barry Manilow Key Change

    multiple key changes in any sappy song used for dramatics and to manipulate emotions – an art especially exploited by barry manilow. my choir director shouted out to us while we were singing, “get ready for the barry manilow key change!”

  • Chitrash

    a sore and irritating condition localised to the face caused by an acutely stubbly man whispering politics in your mouth. not uniquely localised to the ‘upper’ lips. “hey, did you see ella’s face?” “yeah man, she looks like she exfoliated with a belt-sander!” “nah, it’s just chitrash”


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