etractive


someone who is only attractive online. (i.e. mysp-ce, friendster, etc.). these people take pictures in which they appear far more attractive than they really are.
most people on mysp-ce.com
thanks to digital media and knowing your “good side” you too may be one of the pretty people, or “etractive,” since you’d only be as handsome as your posted pics.
“i always take 3/4 view photos because i’m etractive. otherwise, people would see that i have this rancid, oozing scar on the other side of my face.”
being a personality that is attractive to others who converse with said personality through chat.
tim found the person in his favorite mirc channel e-tractive
because they exhibited a great deal of interst in him. he felt spwcial to be picked from such a large group. the new perspn’s e-tractiveness was impossible to ignore.

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