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a genius that matches all the time, usually owns a red backpack and a small computer. is a ride or die kinda guy, likes apples. mohawk lover. easily offended. hangs out with boy named kevin. is a thug (only on mondays). arbor is his favorite holiday. usually 5’7. loves bad bunnies 😉 born in cabin in the woods. usually of brazilin decent. likes too smell good. jersey sh-r-. likes disneyland. loves soccer and baile. has a 12 pack. hates the movie up.
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