eubonics
the supposed way black people speak
“aw that ain’t funny mothaf-cka; lemme tell you somethin’, black people taste like chicken, hooo, bow down b-tch, white people taste like macaroni and cheese.” – the interpertation of eubonics by daniel tosh
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