a man with a sculpted face, fit, smart and has a large gentilia. a very good ladies man and super chill
becky: hey you seen the new kid eudin?
laquandra: no why?
becky: i here he has a 10 inch, 6 feet 4 , and a p.h.d he is the total package.
- throwing planes
when one makes you so annoyed and/or frustrated you feel the need to throw a plane at them. me:my stepdad gets me soo mad bro. friend:well why don’t you just start throwing planes at him. me:good idea
so good you cant explain it holy sh-t that w-nk session was combunchones
- deep c diving at dawn
sleepy morning deep c-nt s-x with your wife – when your eyes are all misty, the waves are crashing all around you and your bird is squawking. matt: you look tired mate. gus: i know, i was woken early by the wife and ended up deep c diving at dawn. beans for breakfast, it’s set […]
a hot guy with a big p-n-s he is a ziad. yummm! ziad (zee -yeah- d) also spelled as ziyad noun, arabic origins definition 1: the condition, state, or quality of being free or as free as possible from all flaws or defects; perfection. definition 2: super abundance; growth person 1: hey, it’s ziad. =d […]
- chicken poodle soup
a fantasized bond between a chicken and a poodle talking while in a bowl of soup. (yes, this is a thing sadly) sarah! i put your poodle in my new drawing of chicken poodle soup!