Eunuchcycle


from the english nouns “eunuch” and “cycle”, a eunuchcycle is a bicycle or other form of saddled transportation (exact nomenclature dependant on method of transportation in question), which, upon continuous usage leaved the t-st-cl-s of the male rider severely bruised or eroded completely. this may also apply to less prolonged exposure to a thoroughly unsuitable saddle, perhaps one made of sandpaper or some other high-friction material.
“i’ve just been for a 40 mile bike ride and i feel great!”
“wow, that’s fantastic, man! bet your b-lls hurt, though”
“oh dude, they are killing me, i think i might have punctured one!”
“you need a new bike, that one you have at the minute is a total eunuchcycle”

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