european dick
the smallest d-ck in the world, comparable to a piece of tic-tac. the european d-ck is not only small but also pink in color, a sign of femininity.
the european p-rn industry is responsible for brainwashing europeans in believing they have the large p-n-ses, but for every 1 european with an average sized d-ck, there is a dozen with below average (which in reality is really the ‘average’ for europeans). and for every 1 european with an above average sized d-ck, there is a hundred that is below average. the odds does not favor the european man.
european man: hey girl you wanna see my d-ck?
random woman: fucck yeah!
-european man pulls out d-ck-
random woman: wow european d-ck
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