European English
european english is the main language of europe. european english is derived from american english, the native official language of the united state america.
european english takes the comparatively simplistic spellings of american english words and makes them much f-cking harder to spell by adding unnecessary letters, in line with europe’s tradition of complicating things.
common examples of the differences between american english(correct form: real english) and european english:
color -> colour
airplane -> aeroplane
mustache -> moustache
aluminum -> aluminium
fiber -> fibre
organize -> organise
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