European Hot Pocket


when you take a dump in saran rap (note: don’t rap it up to tight) and slide it into a girls, p-ssy while she is sleeping. as she sleeps she is likely to move around and eventual(unless she is a complete sl-t, close her legs. at this time the saran rap should pop exposing the pooh and allowing for a long nights stew. in the morning, when she wakes up make sure your around so you can yell “european hot pocket”… talk about stinky v-g-n-!!!!!!
for an april fools joke tom decide to give his girl friend sammy an european hot pocket. she awoke to a slimy, stinky vag.

Read Also:

  • evilol

    what you call a mwuahahahahahaha laugh. to laugh out loud in an evil manner. the noise you make when hatching an evil plan. steve: i’ve just guessed mark’s facebook p-ssword, evilol. bob: this will be fun.

  • Example Person

    a term used to replace names to avoid misinterpretation of external humane involvement in explanation of terms. often followed in suit by an appropriate number if multiple example persons are required example person #1:i entered a definition into urban dictionary and used example person instead of a random name to be an example of a […]

  • extra-majico

    meaning somethong is great, awesome, or cool man, that movie was extra-majico

  • Extrance

    when the door is used for an exit and entrance “where is the entrance?” “it’s an extrance door.”

  • Sandrous

    fat sack of sh-t that is lazy and does nothing all day kind of good at video games but really just lives to eat and spit on people dang did you see sandrouses p-b-s hanging out the other day


Disclaimer: European Hot Pocket definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.