European Starfish


a person of clearly defined european origin as recognized by the cut, size and neon coloring of their speedo, lying on the beach with arms outstretched and legs spread.
a virtual yet poor definition of da vinci’s vitruvian man: a european starfish

european starfish: borat-esq gentleman lying on the beach, allowing the waves to lap his neverland

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