European swim
what middle aged european men and women do at the beach. instead of actual swimming they simply hitch up their skirts/pants and stand around in knee deep water.
hey todd, come in for a swim. i can’t dude, i’m wearing my fave board shorts. that’s ok dude, have a european swim! bonus!
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