Eurotrash


a human sub-phylum characterized by its apparent affluence, worldliness, social affectation and addiction to fashion. males are characterized by a semi-slovenly appearance (including half-shaven faces), greasy hair, rib-hugging shirts, tight jeans and loafers worn without socks. women are easily distinguished by anorexia, over-bleached hair, gaudy jewelry, plastic surgery (particularly breast-enlargement) and their attachment to the male species. both s-xes greet each other with “air kisses,” immediately speak of their last trip (often paris, rome, majorca), spend hours at “see-and-be-seen” restaurants and exhibit a world-weariness and pained sense of irony.
let’s view the eurotrash at cipriani.
post-modern, degenerate, trendy, or out-of-style european cultural phenomena masquerading as avant-garde high art. its origins are primarily german/austrian but have extended to france, scandinavia, and italy with success.
the director’s eurotrash production of hamlet featured lots of latex, swastikas, and a man wearing a diaper starring as gertrude.
a certain people and outlook, those who are products of a sneering, overly-socialized culture who take perverse pride in their stylized, postmodern, lazy lifestyles, and those who would choose to emulate this.
a mildly derisive term used by north americans. refers to europeans who: speak broken english, wear gaudy clothing that is probably fashionable where they come from, but isn’t here; wear a severe amount of cologne and always dress like they are about to go to nightclub (even in the middle of the day); wear lots of inappropriate leather (especially leather pants), listen to bad electronic music, and rock lots of ugly-metallic jewelry. this term is usually only applied to dudes, because foreign chicks can have off style and still be hot.
heinrich: hey oontz, go get me another zima
oontz: ve are all out of zima. instead let us ride in my 2007 alfa romeo and listen to bad techno.
heinrich: we smell very good.
oontz: agreed.
observer: you are euro trash.
self-aggrandizing europeans who condescend americans, yet consume m-ssive amounts of american culture and appropriate it as their own.
he was acting like such a sn-b; really condecending to that american woman. in the bar he was insisting that all americans are stupid, imperialist swine, and later he told me that his favorite band was the velvet underground. total eurotrash.
superficial, arrogant, narcissitic, well dressed, metros-xual, says “darling” to all women, drinks wine during the day, wears tight clothing (especially jeans), doesn’t wear sneackers other than to work-out
ruggiero, the italian loverboy player
a drug addicted, skinny, pale, sarcastic,trust fund baby, clubbing every night, male/female. eurotrash have keen fashion sense and often aren’t european. they often go to university full time, but skip most of their cl-sses and have no major. they don’t get kicked out and they don’t have any visible form of income but live lavishly. eurotrash don’t bathe, smile or wash their hair on a regular basis so they may reek of perfumes and colognes.
sh-t man, look at all the eurotrash at boston university.

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