evak
literally the best ship in the world don’t test me on this.
the power couple who conquered everything; mental illness, internalized h-m-phobia, magnus’ ignorant comments, extremely religious parents, cheese toasties.
*glances at friends laptop which has google drive open
**cries in norwegian
me- “omigod doo you watch skammm!!!!!!!! omigod evak, omigod kardemomme.
friend – wut??
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