Evan Amick
evan is a nice type of person. he is blonde and has the prettiest baby blue eyes. evans are shy sometimes but other times not. evans have a lot of friends (majority girls) but have a lot of guy friends too. every girl he’s friends with falls in love with him..and if he gets a girlfriend the jealousy will be ginormous.. in a relationship with him he may not express how special you are too him, he’s not that kind of person. evans are very attractive and kind-hearted.
“i’m in love with him, he’s my best friend though…he must be an evan amick”
well known for his rather large shaft and very smooth scr-t-m and grundel, this awesome beast has f-cked excess of 14 thousand b-tches, all of whom begged for mercy during intercourse. he has also been known for being a cold blooded killer, slaughtering more than 50 people during his lifetime, usually a slow and painful death or shotgun to the face.
evan amick is so great. i wish i could murder and rape as well as he can. also his p-n-s is f-cking sweet.
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