Evan Blumberg


a celebrity at bhs, this kid is a giant b-tt pirate and loves to be in -ss ports. he is simply loved by everyone in the school for his great ability to play lacrosse and fake injuries as well. in addition evan is a huge fan of the xbox 360. the kid can flat out play. also evan blumberg is a very well rounded child earning great grades in every cl-ss.
that kid is the next evan blumberg

i wish i went to the school evan blumberg does, he is so sweet.

i wish i dated a guy as hot as evan blumberg

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