Evander
a very rare and uncommon name throughout the world, very few have this name. evander is a someone to be very romantic and good at pleasing women.
evander: fewer than 10 people in the world have this name
a half black man with a large orange fro.
“dude i like your fro!”
“yea, i asked the hairdresser to give me an evander.”
he’s one f-cken manwh-r-.
if you see him, dont bother talking to him.
its just a waste of time.
girl number 1: heey..
evander : heey s-xyyy! 😉
girl number 1: dude, im taken.
evander: me too! but im still flirting.
girl number 2 (girlfriend) : hey 🙂
evander: ohh hey ! 🙂
girl number 2: i heard you were flirting..
evander: how did u know that?
girl number 2: my friend told me..
evander: b-tch! u caught me. i cant help it, she’s a f-cken babe 😉
girl number 2 : manwh-r-!
evanders are conceited. always think of themselves. they may seem cool, funny sweet and awesome. but thats just a cover. never date an evander. theyll treat you badly and only think of themselves.
me: “he was so sweet and nice. then we started dating and bam hes mean”
friend: “ugh. what an evander!”
a big c-cksucking son of b-tch! he likes touching men when hes in a relationship with girls. hes a fat-ss and likes fighting but gets his -ss whoped all the time! haha so ladies remeber dont go out with evanders they are manwh-r-s! advice: go out with davids or juans they are the best!!!!!!!!!!!
girl: hey
evander: hey u hungry?
girl: no
evander: well i am lets go to mcdonalds
girl: no
evander: well then lets check out men!
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