Evaned


to be stopped abruptly at a light turning red multiple stoplights lights in a row.

evaned (e-van”id) {l. evanidus}

adj.
1. unexpectedly sudden: an abrupt change.
2. redlight;redlight;redlight;redlight;redlight;redlight;redlight;redlight;redlight;redlight;
3. to pounce on the brakes.
4. steeply merged a foot to a pedal. see synonyms at steep
guy: bro you see that fire truck? it’s been evaned like 15 times!

p-ssenger: dude wtf this blows stop slamming on your brakes
driver: yea, another f-cking red light
p-ssenger: bro, when will you ever stop getting evaned!

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