Evangi-porn


noun. the invitation to convert to a religious belief or community through the use of enticements of power, prestige, possessions, and/or pleasure (especially implicit or explicit promises of s-xual pleasure featuring attractive persons) which have no actual, logical, or causal connection with the religion espoused.
why do hot mormon women keep showing up in my sponsored facebook ads? i wish mormon.org would put their evangi-p-rn elsewhere.

Read Also:

  • eama

    a person who has too many mice as pet. you are an eama!

  • Ebayfer

    1. a person who purchases communion wafers online has purchased “ebayfers”. 2. when a person burchases any kind of holy wafer off of the internet, especially ebay. guy 1: hey man, these crackers are awesome! what are they? guy 2: they’re ebayfers! i got them off the internet.

  • eight-roper

    tucker max (www.tuckermax.com) has claim to this, but i am placing it for him. an eight-roper is a huge load of c-m that is shot onto a girl. each spurt of c-mounts as one rope, and to shoot an eight-roper is the holy grail of c-mots. most c-mhots are between 3 and 5 ropers, with […]

  • fezznit

    a magical activity that makes you feel as if you were riding a unicorn over a rainbow. it may seem scary at first, but once you get down to business you will find that it is in fact rather wonderful. this may become a regularly recurring act. -hey, fezznit in the back of the car? […]

  • ffotiekat

    the backwards spelling of take it off!!! meaning take off your shirt! ffotiekat kevin! errr..its not working!


Disclaimer: Evangi-porn definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.