Evant, Tx


an isty-bitsy little town that is crawling with illegal mexican immigrants but the gringos there really don’t mind, in fact, mexicans are welcome. girls sports dominate while the boys are doing 1 of 3 things: drinking, hunting or doing some sort of farm work. most of the people speak with typical texas accents, but quite frequently throw in what they call “border spanish” (spanish slang) into everyday sentences. even the white people do this. example: why don’t you go out with eric? porque i don’t like him y creo que he was picked up by border patrol. great town if you like texas hill country, cowboys and mexicans.
girl: i want to live somewhere with handsome cowboys
boy: i want to live somewhere with lots of beautiful latinas.
random person: aw man you need a evant, tx

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