he comes off as innocent, kind, sweet, and shy, but caution. he is the biggest truest savage in existence. people with this name have no filters.
friend 1: wanna play truth or dare?
friend 2: yeah

friend 1: i dare you to make out with kevin.

friend 2: d*mn evaristo! you savage!!

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