Evasivebooking
– evasive facebook status or comments that are mysterious, vague, or unclear
– sometimes suggest you’re upsett or depressed, or can be a cry for help
person may vaguely hint on something or bring something up and then refuse to talk about it
similar to vagubooking
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e.g:
1- facebook status: jon jacob schmitt is 2nd guessing his decisions or jon jacob schmitt is errr or jon jacob schmitt is not feeling well -feedback: 2,345,678
friend’s comments: what’s wrong, jon?
response: onhh it’s nothing/i don’t wana talk
friends: gahh stop evasivebooking!
friends: are you sick?
response: naa..or kind of
2- comments:
jon: ughh. my life blows/sucks. ]:
nice friend: what’s wrong? what’s up? call me.
jon: oh it’s nothing, i don’t want to talk about it. dx
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