Evelin


the most beautiful and intelligent girl on the face of the earth. she is d-mn near perfect in everyway. she can cook, clean, dresses great, and knows how to keep her man happy. shes sweet caring and no one can ever be like her. she loves haters, and doesnt give a cr-p what you think about her. she is the best wifey in the world and the guy who married her is the luckiest man in the world.
that guy is so lucky, evelin loves him.
i wish i would have been better to evelin, then she’d still be mine.

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