Evelyn Wood
a woman who developed a method for speed reading. also used as a reference to her popular training method.
the evelyn wood speed reading method is a way of reading whole paragraphs at a time, filtering out common words and only look at uncommon words. by only looking at the uncommon words, you get the jist of each paragraph without actually having to read every single word in it.
oh great! i was just glancing at a review for the movie we were going to see tonight and my evelyn wood training kicked in and now it’s spoiled for me. so… why don’t we just stay in bed instead?
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