even retards get to fuck sometimes
when someone, who gets extremely lucky at something, starts talking sh-t and it p-sses you off.
person a: haha you suck at hold em! i am the man motherf-cker. i called your all-in bet and took you out b–tch.
person b: you runner-runner’d me u lucky f-ck.
person a: i knew that shiet was coming out and i knew you had the four of a kind and i would get my straight flush.
person b: yup. even r-t-rds get to f-ck sometimes.
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