Event Coordinator
the new “pc” way for a hooker to define her profession as an escort, hooker, prost-tute, lady of the night…. she thinks that she is better than a street walker because she works in clubs.
the girl brags about making money at clubs by getting guys to buy “shots” because she is the “event coordinator”. she reveals this in the morning after being dropped off by a “friend”.
she travels with friends that pay for her company, because she is “fun to be around”.
when confronted, she will say “i guess you could call me an escort but i don’t have s-x”!
important: the girl will never actually be on the clubs payroll.
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