Event Hairizon
the exact point in which the acc-mulation of facial hair shifts from “a few days growth” to a dense enough state that it can no longer be shaved by a standard razor.
although adam enjoyed his seasonal camping trip, on his return he was dismayed to find that he had crossed the event hairizon and would need to buy an electric shaver.
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