Event-Tasting


an act in which one plans to attend several parties or social events without the intention of staying for long. usually, one takes advantage of any combination of free drugs, alcohol, swagger, or information and leaves quickly afterwards.
george: “hey, bro, what are you doing tonight?”

jordan: “i dunno i heard there is a fashion expo and three parties tonight.”

george: “which will you attend”

jordan: “i am tryna get my drank on, so i might just go event-tasting”

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