Everett Miracle


the event that occurs when someone gets paralyzed from a tragic accident and doctors conclude this person will never be able to walk again, yet in a few months the person is up and walking just like before.

refers to kevin everett a former buffalo bills tight end that got partially paralyzed in the first game of the season and was up and walking by the end of the season.
friend: how’s your brother?

guy: the doctors say he’ll never walk again

friend: just hope for an everett miracle

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