Every Direction
every direction is a hit band consisting of peyton and mimi. it’s h-ts include “what makes you ratchet”, “i feel ratchet”, “ratchet one more time”, “what doesn’t kill you makes you ratchet”, and “give your ratchet a break”. there was another member. he was the band’s kazoo player but peyton and mimi left him at home while they were out shopping for leather jackets and when they came back he was gone.
“every direction is so much better than one direction.”
“i know right? they’re as hot as the blacktop in the summer in texas.”
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