Every Time I Breathe Air
a remark used about something that is ongoing, redundant, never changing, redundant and redundant.
melanie: i hate this job. i hate everyone i work with. they’re all backstabbin’ c-cksuckers. i hate my salary. i can’t afford to feed my fish. it’s your fault, you d-ck!
melanie’s boss: you tell me that every time i breathe air.
zoe: gosh, i’m sick of this new server here at work.
waggs: it crashes every time i breathe air. no worries.
melanie: i hate being sober. i hate getting high all day. i hate you, d-ck. you raped my dreams and let them die, you f-cker. i could have been a dancer, c-cksucker.
melanie’s son: yeah, i know, mom. you tell me every time i breathe air.
waggs: dang, how many times are they going to show empire strikes back?
zoe: its spike tv. they show it every time i breathe air. heck, let’s watch it again. no worries.
melanie: fuuuuuuuuuck. i hate my spending problem. i hate that i have no money to spend. i hate all this stupid sh-t i bought. i hate this clutter. i hate being called a f-cking horder all the time. i f-cking hate you, b-tch. why didn’t you get me that abortion?
melanie’s mom: trust me i would have gotten my abortion if i had the money.
melanie: wait… what?? your abortion.
melanie’s mom: oh dear. did i say that out loud?
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