Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten.
not only does it make you go blind and grow hair on your palms, but it also kills kittens!
jeff: what are you doing in there steve?
steve: um…masturbating
jeff: steve no! every time you m-st-rb-t-, g-d kills a kitten. think of the kittens!
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