Everything is bigger than Texas
a s-x routine that involves 7 aztec warriors, 2 mexicans and one bottle of j-panese v-g-n-l fluid
girl: hey charlie would you like to do it tonight?
charlie: sure!
later that night…
girl: uhhhhyeah!!!!! everything is bigger than texas!!! ohhhhhhyeah!!!!
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