everythingable


capable of being/doing/anythinging everything.

usable for any purposes (not meaning f.a.p. actually, interesting coincidence ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )
infomercial dude #1: -oh man this wallet is sumergible, swallowable, affordable, etcable

bored dude #1 watching infomercial dude #1 talking to infomercial dude #2: -that wallet is everythingable ! i must buy it.

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