eve’s nightmare
sun-burn where the sun don’t shine
john: “why does it hurt so much today honey?”
cindy: “oh, i got an eve’s nightmare while i was tanning nude…”
when a girl gets sun burn on her v-g-n-
my girl won’t have s-x with me, she’s got eve’s nightmare.
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