Evgeni Malkin
one of the best hockey players ever. hails from russia and is an object of l-st for pens fans. is currently playing for the pittsburgh penguins.
“hey lisa did you watch the pens game last night?”
“yeah sara, evgeni malkin played so well, as usual, that i shall stalk him until i get the chance to s-x him up.”
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