Evil Confucius


a vietnamese woman who -ssumes the most negative for every situation, in which she believes to always be the truth that everyone should follow.
“mommy, my friend wants to say hi!” “that b-tch probably just wants to see how i look so she can tell her parents about how ugly i am and check out our home so she knows what we have so she can call her little friends over to rob us clean!” “but mom, she just wants to say hi and thats it she’s a nice person!” “no she isn’t if she wants to do all that! stop talking to that girl now before she kills our whole family!” “oh my god mommy your such an evil confucius..”

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