evil wood goblin
an alpha male who turns into ‘evil wood goblin’ after consuming marijuana. this male is devilishly attractive and smells like s-xual chocolate, a volcano of hotness but can suddenly become cold if hurt. impossible not to love as alpha or wood goblin.
‘hey alpha hunter male, do you want to dance..no i just want to sleep’ right now i am evil wood goblin
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