the most beautiful and caring person ever. anyone that is in the same room as her will instantly fall in love with her and should be very privileged to be breathing the same air as her. she is as hot as f-ck and is the most beautiful specimen alive.
” that evinia is looking good today”
“oh my god! i just breathed in the same air as evinia”
- shw*nk seed oil
shw-nk seed oil is a catchy term for sperm. or something you tell your significant other she needs, when you want a little tlc… i tell my wife she looks like she could use a little shw-nk seed oil….
- white beaner
when you’re white asf but you’re parents are mexican valeria is a white beaner. i didn’t know she was mexican.
- stick and berries
another term for a man’s p-n-s and his t-st-cl-s friend: hey how’d you get tiffany to show you her t-ts? me: i just showed her the ole stick and berries
- asbo price
free i stole it. got it for asbo price.
- brake fart
the sound that emanates from a truck with air brakes at traffic lights just before they start rolling. man… i was at the light next to this beast of a semi… the light turned green and the brake fart that rolled out from under there nearly blew me into the back seat of the car!!!!