evistive
evil/suggestive. this is a holiday/nationality that can be celebrated whatever day you wish. will usually be accompanied by dairy queen and queen. that is all.
person #1: hey! today is the fourth right?
person #2: yeah! it’s national evistive day!
all: -go off and celebrate to their hearts content-
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precise, as in “spot on” with all the excitement, relief and satisfaction of well…you know….s-x. also: 2) a nice/naughty shoppers term used to express delight at a particular find. for example, to-die-for shoes to go with that new outfit. “omg, they’re exaculate!” (3) a term used to describe an attractive single male. “he’s absolutely exaculate!”
- Loins Mane
the magnificent mane of thick fur which adorns the king of the jungle. a gentleman’s pubic fuzz – that which sits above his loins. i was going to give robert winston jr a trim this morning, but i’d feel like half a man without my loins mane.
- Exagalie
to tell a friendly white lie that makes the story better also known as a exagalie. to add something that may or not have happened to enhance a story or tale. when i was 12 i threw up on the airplane one time. my mom now tells everyone that when i fly that i throw […]
- lol'cious
a combination of something “funny” (hence: “lol”) and something delicious and/or lucious. the first tofurky became a blazing inferno after they thought the oil had to be boiling. i cracked up so hard the hors d’oeuvres that i was eating went everywhere. it was lol’cious. mila cunas is hot and she’s funny. she’s simply lol’cious. […]
- Executive Diaper
this is when you are the go to team or guy that catches all the sh-t from upper management. “i hate being the executive diaper at the weekly meeting.”